No thanks Paul

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/27/2014 at 13:31 • Filed to: humor

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I think there are much better choices than Italian dressing for that...

Jagvar > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2014 at 13:38

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Well, it is oil-based.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jagvar 03/27/2014 at 13:39

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well sure, but i mean... lite? What are you, a Nancy?

Audi-os, amigos > Jagvar 03/27/2014 at 13:39

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Came here to say this, was already said. Now I feel dirty. And oily. And aroused.

Audi-os, amigos > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2014 at 13:40

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All those calories means nowhere for the friction to hide.

Jagvar > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2014 at 13:40

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I just buy one of the industrial-size vats of lard from Costco.

Lasts me about two weeks.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jagvar 03/27/2014 at 13:46

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"Industrial sized vats of lard"

Soooo.....you go to Costco to buy a wal-mart customer?

Jagvar > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/27/2014 at 13:54

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Zing!